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  • My wife wanted to adopt so we got a highway.
  • People are always like, "Ewww, I could NEVER eat people" and I'm always like, "Come on, it's not called CAN'Tabalism!" ‪#‎ifDahmerTweeted
  • I want to start a band but I'm having a hard time finding three untalented friends...
  • Flan B! Its the morning-after-pie.
  • Hooters just turned 30 and they're updating the logo to have the "O"s hang a little lower than the rest of the letters.
  • Comediem - Tease the Day!
  • I thought up a new slogan for atheists: J.O.L.O
  • I think it's time someone said it: muffins are just breakfast cupcakes.
  • My paycheck came with a sprig of parsley. I guess they've decided to start garnishing my wages...
  • My friends baby was two weeks late. It said it tried to call but couldn’t get any cervix